For my missionaries

So a few years ago eHarmony refused me saying I could not be matched at that time. But two weeks ago it matched me and has sent me almost 30 matches. Now is it a coinky-dink that I've joined the Church since then and have changed quite a bit. No-I think not. So thanks to all the Mormon missionaries out there! You've made me whole!!! (and matchable by eHarmony standards)

Special thanks to Steve-o, Patrick, Jesse, Jon, Dustin, Janessa and Nate for all the listening to my constant whining. And thanks to Elder Hollenbeck for baptizing me! Don't know where you are, but I hope that leg is better! I found out it's not that rare for a missionary to get hit by a car.

Addition to this post: Because of a recent scalding e-mail from someone on eHarmony who saw my blog, I have the following comments about my blog. I am not communicating with 30 people. I received 30 matches. And for anyone else on there who reads this, until we are dating, we BOTH have the right to talk to other people. Making friendships online that may become a romantic relationship DOES NOT constitute a monogamous dating relationship!!!!!!!!! Trey Parker and Matt Stone are the creators of South Park and are not in any way associated with me in real life. I have a celebrity crush. That's all. And I am not crazy!!!!!!!!! I am a Mormon and it says so on my profile on eHarmony. The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints is the MORMON church. NOW YOU KNOW. And if you plan on telling me I'm going to burn in Hell because I'm a Mormon, don't bother telling me that, because I'll correct you and that will be the end of our friendship!